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PENIS POP QUIZ

by Jina Bacarr
Author of Naughty Paris from Spice Books

So you want to write erotic romance.  All those sexy encounters and gyrations, not to mention sensual lighting and silk sheets.  It can't be too hard, right?  Speaking of hard, think you know everything about a man's penis?  Take the quiz below and find out!

1. What is the number one item you must have (besides his penis) for the best sex ever? 
2. What rule of Condom Etiquette should you never break?
3.What is the difference between oral sex and fellatio?
4.Where is his perineum located?
5.What is the most sensitive area of his penis?
6.What cool thing can you do before oral sex to make it hotter?
7.What are the "bucking bronco" rules you must know for a safe ride?
8 When is a silicone penis right for you?
9.What is the average size of his penis?
10.What is "blue tongue"?  

ANSWERS:
1.            Lubricant. Use only water-based lotions for vaginal moisture. Water-based lubricants are
tasteless and odorless, wash out of your body easily, and you are less likely to develop an infection or have an allergic reaction.
2.         Always put the condom on his penis yourself.  You can trust yourself.  You know you will put it on right.  According to a recent survey, sixty percent of men said they do not talk about condom use with their partner before sex and forty-seven percent never use protection for vaginal sex.
3.            Enjoying his penis alone is called fellatio. “Oral sex” partakes of his penis, scrotum, and/or perineum.
4.         His perineum is the patch of skin between his anus and testicles and is packed with sensitive nerve endings.
5.         The frenulum is an inverted V-shaped spot located where the head and shaft of his penis meet; it faces away from his body.
6.         An ice cube or a mint in your mouth will give him extra stimulation before oral sex.
7.         Don’t bend his erect penis. If you put him in you when he is not fully stiff and you move too quickly, it's possible to fracture one of the two hydraulics contained in his shaft.
8.         If you’re in the mood for sex and he’s not. Never place your sexual satisfaction completely in someone else’s hands. You are in control of your sex life. Your man can’t vibrate his tongue, penis, or fingers at a constant high speed, so he’s grateful for the help.
9.         The average length of his unaroused penis is under four inches.  His erect penis is usually a little over six inches (most are 5 3/8 inches and about 3 1/2 inches round).
10.        He's popping Viagra.  You're in for a long night.

Learn more about Jina and her books at her website, www.jinabacarr.com.

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